You know NaNo and Fast Draft and :mumble mumble mumble: but do you recall, the greatest writing challenge of them alllllllllll…
Okay so that was my supremely lousy attempt to make up a Christmas song about us to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer. I never said my gifts lie in this particular area…
Anybody else wanna take a stab at a ROW80 Christmas carol?
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But my WIP is so delightful.
And since we’ve no place to go,
Let us ROW! Let us ROW! Let us ROW!
(That’s my best shot this time of day…)
*apologizes in advance*
Dashing through the WIP,
On one or two hour’s sleep,
Over the various lines we go,
Complaining all the way;
Calendar reminders ring,
Making spirits “bright”,
What fun it is to ROW and write,
A check-in post tonight,
Chorus:
ROW-y bells, ROW-y bells,
ROW-y all the way,
O what fun it is to write,
On or or two hour’s sleep.
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Well, it’s not ROW specific (I tried to tweak it, but nothing was working), but here’s my Writer’s Twelve Days of Christmas:
The Writer’s Twelve Days of Christmas
Parody lyrics by Kim Switzer
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a plot bunny with a great name
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight steamy love scenes
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine heroes fighting
eight steamy love scenes
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten printers printing
nine heroes fighting
eight steamy love scenes
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven plot reversals
ten printers printing
nine heroes fighting
eight steamy love scenes
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve story inclines
eleven plot reversals
ten printers printing
nine heroes fighting
eight steamy love scenes
seven novel outlines
six reams of paper
five chase scenes
four chapter titles
three plot twists
two antiheroes
and a plot bunny with a great name